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“This story is true
You can ask anyone
It’s all too common now
In these hard times

There was a beautiful girl
With long horns
And eyes like treasures
Yes, she was stunning

War came, and all its friends
Disease, misery, want
All that merry band
They love to have a good time

This beautiful girl had trouble
Now she was cast out
She was alone in the world
No family, no friends, no home”


“Was this the Gate War?”

“Of course not, silly girl, this is just a story.  Don’t interrupt."

"She wandered to and fro
Never finding a place
Where she could rest her head
Things were very bad

One day she met a woman
Full of secrets like Mother Mountain
Open-handed like Father Cloud
Strong like their daughter

‘I know a place,’ said she
‘A place secret and safe
A strong man, a warm hearth
A beautiful girl would fit there.’

This girl was no fool
That sounded pretty good
Her stomach was in support
Of this kind of plan"


"Now what are you laughing at?  You wanted this story so badly, pay attention.”

“Her stomach arguing for the wise woman’s plan, it’s funny.”

“When she’s empty, your stomach argues the loudest, like a cruel, nagging wife.  You’ve never known a hungry day, so hush."

"The wise woman was right
What the girl found
Was a warm safe cave
And protection, too

This girl was more beautiful
Than any her protector had ever seen
He showered her with presents
She got to eat her fill

She grew more lovely
Every single day
But there was something wrong
Yes, there always is

What did the wise woman want
In return for this advice?
‘Be yourself, that will help me’
Was all she said

The woman was wicked
Steeped in evil
Full of twisted thoughts
She’d trapped the girl!”


“Finally, something interesting!”

“You’re being very rude, if you don’t like this story there are other things I can be doing.”

“No, no, sorry.”

“The cave was poisoned
It had been all along
Jealousy and loneliness
They lived there first

Her protector was cold
His treasures worthless
Because there was someone else
With her claws in his heart”


“I don’t think I like this story.”

“No?  Is it not to your taste?  Very well, it is quite late and you should sleep anyway.”